Guest Star: BYU Basketball

Free Things

• America
• Feelings and/or emotions
• FroYo (if the BYU Mens Basketball team scores 80 or more points. Which they did)
• Samples at Costco
• Often a second of the "As Seen On TV" product you purchased at 2 in the morning while you were probably on some sort of cold medication
• The best things in life
• Informational DVDs

Rhymes With Christ-mas

• Blis(t)-cuss
• List-fes(t) (pronounced 'fust'. We have this daily)
• Mist-trus(t)
• Dissed-plus
• Fist-mus(t)
• Hissed-suss
• Wris(t)-us
• Kissed-rus(t)

Contains 'Pack' (Feel free to add an S at the end if you are feeling particularly spontaneous)

• Backpack
• Pack Rat
• Green Bay Packers
• Pack Animal
• Pack Mule
• Packed
• Ice Pack
• The last name Packer
• Package
• Prepackaged
• Unpack
• Fanny Pack
• The last name Pack
  

Guest Star: Ty, Suzi, Julia, and Fetus

Stupid things to do after 9:30

• take Excedrin
• homework (thank you, failing public school system)
  
• go on a jog
• make lists (guilty as charged)
• paint your nails
• put on red hooker lipstick
• clean your room
• go to bed
• go to midnight premiers
• drink alcohol
• stay awake
• eat dinner
• go sun tanning
• drinking water (?)
• get a girl pregnant
• throw up (ultimate threat)
• buy expensive things (Parker)
• keep babies awake

Funny Things You Find in the Couch Cushions

• wise man
• crumbs
• car keys
• cell phones
• glasses
• animals
• people
• wet spots
• another couch (don't even question us)
• boogers
• crayons
• tweezers
• bobby pins
• boxcars
• Legos
• Q-tips
  

Guest Star: Marketing and A Capella

Top eight (just to make you uncomfortable with the numbers) bad outfits

• The one where you wear long athletic socks, and your pants don't hang as low on your ankles as you thought they would.
  
• The one where you throw on a pair of tights, Uggs, and a tight shirt that barely covers your belly button.
• A moomoo (Shout out to Kristine Daynes) (Side note: this one is fine around the house. It only counts as bad when worn in public)
• The one where you are wearing an over-size, darkly colored flannel with black pants, and your hair is kept out of your face with a bright yellow and blue tie. And it is only 7 pm.
• Everything "What Not To Wear"
• The one where it is Thanksgiving morning and you are in bootie shorts, sweat pants, a tank top, a t-shirt, a flannel and your hair isn't done. (Obviously your hair is your outfit)
• Bjork's Swan Dress (Feel free to Google search this one)
• Ellen's Snooki's Poof costume if worn by anyone that isn't Ellen on any day that isn't Halloween

Guest Star: Westminster College

Unusual sports

• Polo (pretty much just croquet on a horse)
• One that involves invisible cars and gummy candy. And an obstacle course.
• Ninja Warrior (this is a half sport)
• The high school sport that is jumping over the desks in order to reach yours due to the large class sizes in Utah's public schools.
• The other high school sport that is trying to walk up that one staircase that everyone wants to walk up in less than 6 minutes. It is a test of endurance.
• Running with the bulls
• Running with the bowls

Fractions (from best to worst)

• 1/2 (everyone likes this one)
• 1/3
• any number/10 (easy to convert into percentages or perhaps a decimal)
• 2/3
  
• 1/4
• 3/4
• this is the point when you break it down into/5
• 5/8 (I really enjoy this one)
• 3/8
• 7/8
• 235,623/986,237,168

Phobias

• Achluophobia- Fear of darkness
• Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
• Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies
• Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins
• Levophobia- Fear of objects at the left side of the body
• Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten
• Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting
• Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat
• Acrophobia- Fear of heights (the most common phobia. It is so common that it is regarded as spelled correctly with the Blogger spell check. The rest aren't.)
  

Guest Star: Olivia Gwace

Name Rhymes

• Joshy Jonesy
• Addison McFladdison
• Maggie Faggie
• Rachel Fachel
• Gwacy Facey
• Haley. . .Haley
• Ellen Felon Magellan
• Portia Abortionia

Top Ten Chapsticks

• Blistex Spearmint
• Natural Ice
• Burt's Bees
• EOS
• Blistex Wintergreen
• Chapstick. . . Blue?
• Chapstick. . . Green?
• Westminster
• Aquafina (yes the water bottle brand)
• Carmex

Grace's list: Symbols or Cymbals (From best to worst)

• Ampersand
• Asterisk
• Brass
• Ride
• ~ (don't know the name.)
• Interrobang (Its like a question mark and an exclamation point had a baby.)

We also just wanted to add a few notes. Today is wrestling. Soooo good. Me, Magdalen, And Haley are the ultimate wrestling fans. Also, Joshy Jonesy is really cool.

Love,

Rachel, Maggie, and the guest star Gwace.

Guest star: Addison "McFladdison" McArthur

Extracurriculars

• wrestling
• football
• basketball
• cheer
• something music
• perhaps a play
• softball and/or baseball
• a youth group (this is a phrase I hear adults say a lot, but I still don't know exactly what they are referring to)

Slang words

• guuuurl
• snap
• freak
• sketchy
• sick
• bank
• money
• boss
• beast
• dude
• bro
• swang (this only happens if you both use slang words and play jazz music)
• bling

Awkward First Dates

• anything including or requiring a swimming pool
• any date where someone is blindfolded and/or has their hands tied
• driving around with giant flashlights and then turning off the streetlights with said flashlights
• one where the people are seemingly "too in love" and just look at each other instead of saying anything
• any date with a crazy person or a diva
• ice blocking
• anything with pudding involved
• any date that is seemingly like a tip given by any student council member in an assembly
• most of them

Here we go...

People and/or things associated with high school

• cheerleaders


• football players


• druggies


• pep


• awkward crushing


• stupid teachers


• zits


• skinny jeans


• ACT


• punks


• accidental pregnancies


• the teacher every person has a crush on


• the boy every girl has a crush on


• nerd


• the girl that tries too hard


• sluffing


• packets


• attendance school


• more drugs


• the nobody


• tall socks

Terrible colors

• hay


• muave


• the color when you can't tell if it's black or blue.


• car orange


• wrestler singlet white (you can see anything and everything)

Clothes worn under other clothes

• the concept of two pants


• undershirts


• a boy's undershirt that is really just a shirt


• bra


• boxers


• sweatshirt under short sleeved shirt


• possibly pajamas


• anything under a cardigan


• nothing under a hoodie or hoodless


• a jacket and then another jacket


• socks