Guest Star: 2012

Top Ten 2011

• Free drinks at Harts
• 11/11/11
• Deaths of Bin Laden and Gaddafi
• Eurozone
• First artificial organ transplant (windpipe)
• Space Shuttle program ends
• High School (Maggie)
• The creation of the list as we know it
• NBA Lockout
• End to the Iraq War

As Seen on TV (from best to worst)

• Forever Lazy
• Cami Secret
• Pajama Jeans
• Slumber Mitt
• Slanket and/or Snuggie Pillow
• Shake Weight
• Foamfetti
• Fushigi
• Mold 'N Play Soap
• My Day with Spiderman personalized & interactive CD
• PixOs
• Time Life Richard Simmons Boogie Down the Pounds
• Sunny Talking Pillow
  

Guest Star: Rain in December

Things not understood

• this FaceBook timeline stuff
• when a song has 10 seconds of silence at the end
• Utah's weather
• Utah's road construction
• The butterfly effect and the UK transport sector

Places to be during a blizzard (best to worst)

• in Jamaica
• across the county
• in a cabin, under a blanket, snuggled with a loved one, next to a blazing fire, sipping hot cider
• in a regular cabin, alone
• in a snow cave
• in the blizzard
• in a river

Contains 'up'

• hiccup
• upward
• upset
• regular cup (any adjective can take 'regular's place)
  
• bankrupt
• abruptly
• a proper movie collection
• rupture
• puppy
• ketchup
• corrupt
• ibuprofen
• Professor Lupin
• Occupy Wall Street
• what's up, whaddup, what. up., 'sup
• uptown
  

Guest Star: Boxing Day (Dec. 26)

TV Show premises (best to worst)

• One where you take 10 girls and make them model, then pick the best one
• Any show including dance crews
• One where you take an office building and document the lives of the employees
• One about local governments and/or recreational activities
  
• One searching for either an Algebraic variable or just a figure of speech
• Cooking shows
  
• One about how different products are created. Step by step.

England

• The home of British Girl until she joined us in AP Gov.
  
• Has some pretty good candy
• Accents
• Notoriously bad teeth
• Big Ben
• Boxing Day as a holiday
• Queen
• Double Decker Bus
• Left side of the road
• No drinking fountains (faaaaaact)

Top Ten Boxes

• Cardboard (most universal box)
• Jewelry (this one's for the ladies)
• Shoe
• Wooden
• Check
• Furniture (superior to just a plain cardboard box because they are easier to play in)
• Priority Mail Flat Rate
• Cigar?
• Music
• Hat
  

Guest Star: The movie "Inception"

*A small note. Its Christmas break. Alle-freaking-lujia. I hope everyone is enjoying your break, and Merry Christmas.*
*Another small note. This is Rachel and Maggie, tag team blogging. Rachel is writing. I'm a better writer and so much cooler than Maggie.*

Things to NOT do while putting your shoes on:

• Put your fingers in the door frame, while the door is closing
• Go to the bathroom
• Throw up
• Touch the very bottoms. You don't know whats on there.
• Sleep, probably
• Play games
• Hold knives
• Really anything you can think of, because it all makes sense. (The only things you can do are chew gum, talk, and tie shoe laces, pretty much.)

Handsome "Inception" actors:

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Leonardo DiCaprio
• Possibly Ellen Page
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Guest Star: BYU Basketball

Free Things

• America
• Feelings and/or emotions
• FroYo (if the BYU Mens Basketball team scores 80 or more points. Which they did)
• Samples at Costco
• Often a second of the "As Seen On TV" product you purchased at 2 in the morning while you were probably on some sort of cold medication
• The best things in life
• Informational DVDs

Rhymes With Christ-mas

• Blis(t)-cuss
• List-fes(t) (pronounced 'fust'. We have this daily)
• Mist-trus(t)
• Dissed-plus
• Fist-mus(t)
• Hissed-suss
• Wris(t)-us
• Kissed-rus(t)

Contains 'Pack' (Feel free to add an S at the end if you are feeling particularly spontaneous)

• Backpack
• Pack Rat
• Green Bay Packers
• Pack Animal
• Pack Mule
• Packed
• Ice Pack
• The last name Packer
• Package
• Prepackaged
• Unpack
• Fanny Pack
• The last name Pack
  

Guest Star: Ty, Suzi, Julia, and Fetus

Stupid things to do after 9:30

• take Excedrin
• homework (thank you, failing public school system)
  
• go on a jog
• make lists (guilty as charged)
• paint your nails
• put on red hooker lipstick
• clean your room
• go to bed
• go to midnight premiers
• drink alcohol
• stay awake
• eat dinner
• go sun tanning
• drinking water (?)
• get a girl pregnant
• throw up (ultimate threat)
• buy expensive things (Parker)
• keep babies awake

Funny Things You Find in the Couch Cushions

• wise man
• crumbs
• car keys
• cell phones
• glasses
• animals
• people
• wet spots
• another couch (don't even question us)
• boogers
• crayons
• tweezers
• bobby pins
• boxcars
• Legos
• Q-tips
  

Guest Star: Marketing and A Capella

Top eight (just to make you uncomfortable with the numbers) bad outfits

• The one where you wear long athletic socks, and your pants don't hang as low on your ankles as you thought they would.
  
• The one where you throw on a pair of tights, Uggs, and a tight shirt that barely covers your belly button.
• A moomoo (Shout out to Kristine Daynes) (Side note: this one is fine around the house. It only counts as bad when worn in public)
• The one where you are wearing an over-size, darkly colored flannel with black pants, and your hair is kept out of your face with a bright yellow and blue tie. And it is only 7 pm.
• Everything "What Not To Wear"
• The one where it is Thanksgiving morning and you are in bootie shorts, sweat pants, a tank top, a t-shirt, a flannel and your hair isn't done. (Obviously your hair is your outfit)
• Bjork's Swan Dress (Feel free to Google search this one)
• Ellen's Snooki's Poof costume if worn by anyone that isn't Ellen on any day that isn't Halloween