Guest Star: Claude Monet

*It would be awesome if I could have the actual Claude Monet as a guest star, but the whole 'death' thing makes it tough. I am instead referring to Claude Monet my pig on my lanyard. He is blue. And says 'Chase' from Chase Bank. Which one would think would give him the name Chase. But no. He is Claude Monet.*

Keys

• To the house


• To the car


• To a lock


• To a cabinet of some sort


• To a heart (occasionally through a stomach)


• To the Priesthood/Gospel/Eternal Salvation


• -stones


• Concepts


• Words

Pigs

• Banks


• Pens (not the writing kind)


• Into pork


• Potbelly


• Pets


• Stinky?


• Slop the ...


• Refers to a messy person


• Wild (Boars)


• KPGR *88.1 FM* (Shout out to George Clooney the boar's head)


• University of Arkansas (mascot)

Top Ten Apologies of 2011

• Anthony Weiner


• Rupert Murdoch


• Reed Hastings


• Yoshio Hachiro and Yoshihiko Noda


• Tracy Morgan


• Rob Maruster


• Kenneth Cole


• David Cameron


• LeBron James


• Pope Benedict

Guest Star: Late Nights

*Side note: there is no actual reason as to why all the titles contain guest stars. They could in fact be given real names like 'Thomas' or 'Day _' or 'Forgiveness'. That would obviously be too straightforward for these two girls.*

Top Ten Procrastination Devices

• Facebook
• Netflix
• TV in general
• iPods
• a bubble bath
• anything to do with clothes
• any sporting event
• friends
• blogs
• food

Number of outfits in one day (from most girly to least girly)

• 6 (keeps changing their mind)
• 1 (put so much thought into it that they got it right the first time)
• 4 (got it right, but needed to test slightly different pant colors)
• 2 (got it right, but needed one adjustment)
• 3 (got it right with a couple adjustments, or spilled on an article of clothing and had to change)
• 1 (put something on and stopped caring, so they stuck with it for the rest of the day)

Lymric topics

• lists
• current top news stories
• school
• whatever you were actually trying to write a rap for
• flowers
• love (think a Shakespeare sonnet or the likes)
• something funny
• boys (could probably make its way into any and every category)

Lymric

• 11:11; it's wish making time
  11:12; just trying to rhyme
  time to finish the post
  and try not to boast
  but these lymric-ing skills? they are prime
  

Guest Star: Lucy from College

Number of sick friends to have at any given time

• 3 (plus you of course)
• 0
• those are the only options

Shows watched this week (Only these shows)

• The Golden Globes
• The Office
• 30 Rock
• America's Next Top Model
• Toddlers and Tiaras
• Glee

Top Ten Mascots

• Vikings
• Cougars (This is for you Salisbury family)
• Blue Hens
• Geoducks
• Phanatic
• The Racing Sausages
• Sourdough Bread
  
• Purple Aces
• John Poet
• Gamecock
  

Guest Star: Juice Fast

*It's not me on the fast. It's the guy on the documentary.*

Uses of Netflix (from best to worst)

• documentaries. Lots and lots of documentaries (topics can vary from juice fasts to computer fonts to paperclips to your eyes during REM sleep)
• comedies
• dramas
• british shows
• british cartoons
• a movie
  

*I am giving in to the Facebook fad of "that awkward moment when". Just it's cooler because it's not on Facebook*

That awkward moment...

• when you realize that you slept for pretty much half of the day
• when you and the overly exaggerated indy girl in the Youtube video have the same views on computer fonts (ie: the font in the documentary that I Netflixed) *you know your product is popular when it becomes a verb ie: Googled, Netflixed*
• that is high school
• when you put an "awkward moment" on Facebook
• when you are alone in your basement on Saturday night
• when you barely make it to midnight on a Friday
• when you can barely think of the third list category to put on your blog
  

Top Ten Clumsy Dogs

• Chocolate Labrador
• Stafford Bull Terrier
• Rottweiler
• Springer Spaniel
• German Shepherd Dog Crossbreed
• Cocker Spaniel
• German Shepherd
• Golden Retriever
• Border Collie
• Yorkshire Terrier
• *The close 11th?* Brutus
  

Guest Star: The end of the semester

Things associated with the end of the semester

• late nights
• early mornings
• no sleep
• sleeping in class
• caffeine
• procrastination
• stress
• perhaps some blood and tears
• the thought that once you make it through the week you have a 3 day weekend (I love Martin Luther King Jr. both for his numerous important contributions to civil rights and equality for all and for the Monday we get off to celebrate him)
• attendance school
• pleading with teachers to give you last last 0.2% needed to give you that letter grade one above your current grade

Atypical things

• 40-50 degree weather and no snow in Utah in January
• another blog that I just barely discovered upon a Google search (http://atypicalthings.tumblr.com/)
• sleeping during the day and staying up all night
• eating a dinner that consists of pickles, string cheese, grapes, and milk
• when you sleep more deeply on the floor than in your bed
• breakfast for dinner
• the general idea of brunch
• Diet Coke and Coke Zero (I feel like these are pretty much the same product, just one is marketed differently)

Friday Night

• sometimes a basketball game which may or may not be giving out free shirts to the first 150 fans and/or free sandwiches from Gandolfo's
  
• perhaps a riveting game of Monopoly
• bloody knuckles
• watching toddlers and tiaras until all hours of the night, and then driving home (shout out to the family of approximately 13 deer that were hosting the next stage of the Occupy Movement; Occupy Dalton Ave.)
• maybe a wedding reception or two
• crashing dances in aforementioned wedding reception attire
• relaxation
• a song
• some Netflix
• popcorn
• if that Friday night is tomorrow then it will be the night of Friday the 13th (maybe a horror movie)
  

Guest Star: Creepy Mask

Things to do with a Monday

• watch approximately 9 episdoes of GLEE on Netflix


• leave school an hour earlier than usual


• take a 38.952732 minute nap


• take practice tests


• blog


• wear the creepy mask while cleaning the kitchen


• study for health and/or financial literature tests


• eat only Mexican food, pace bars, and Diet Coke

Haikus (from best to worst)

• Coordination/necessary for dancing/not my best subject


• 2 Cheetahs for Rach/40 dogs in addition/living in one house


• pickle, bird, Fiat/all random things in my head/Netflix GLEE daily


• nose job when it breaks/a deviated septum/bad idea sometimes

Sneezes

• loud and scary


• dainty


• Pika-choo


• gross


• travel for long distances


• tiny


• large build-up and tiny deed

Guest Star: math homework, Glee, and a lot of rice-based foods

The best thing to do while doing math:

• Anything but math
• Eat really nasty cocoa chocolate
• Watch Glee
• Eat Indian food
• Eat rice, milk, and sugar
• Sleep
• Watch stupendously as the other girls on the table do problems with numbers you didn't know existed
• Pretend to do math homework but write lists
• Graph it like its hot

*Tag Team Time. Typist switch*

Emotions (from best to worst):

• peace
• love
• happy
• loopy
• calm
• excited
• confused
• flustered
• upset
• sad
• mad
• stressed