Saturday, January 14, 2012

Guest Star: Juice Fast

*It's not me on the fast. It's the guy on the documentary.*

Uses of Netflix (from best to worst)
  • documentaries. Lots and lots of documentaries (topics can vary from juice fasts to computer fonts to paperclips to your eyes during REM sleep)
  • comedies
  • dramas
  • british shows
  • british cartoons
  • a movie
*I am giving in to the Facebook fad of "that awkward moment when". Just it's cooler because it's not on Facebook*

That awkward moment...
  • when you realize that you slept for pretty much half of the day
  • when you and the overly exaggerated indy girl in the Youtube video have the same views on computer fonts (ie: the font in the documentary that I Netflixed) *you know your product is popular when it becomes a verb ie: Googled, Netflixed*
  • that is high school
  • when you put an "awkward moment" on Facebook
  • when you are alone in your basement on Saturday night
  • when you barely make it to midnight on a Friday
  • when you can barely think of the third list category to put on your blog
Top Ten Clumsy Dogs
  • Chocolate Labrador
  • Stafford Bull Terrier
  • Rottweiler
  • Springer Spaniel
  • German Shepherd Dog Crossbreed
  • Cocker Spaniel
  • German Shepherd
  • Golden Retriever
  • Border Collie
  • Yorkshire Terrier
  • *The close 11th?* Brutus

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