Guest Star: Ty, Suzi, Julia, and Fetus

Stupid things to do after 9:30

• take Excedrin
• homework (thank you, failing public school system)
  
• go on a jog
• make lists (guilty as charged)
• paint your nails
• put on red hooker lipstick
• clean your room
• go to bed
• go to midnight premiers
• drink alcohol
• stay awake
• eat dinner
• go sun tanning
• drinking water (?)
• get a girl pregnant
• throw up (ultimate threat)
• buy expensive things (Parker)
• keep babies awake

Funny Things You Find in the Couch Cushions

• wise man
• crumbs
• car keys
• cell phones
• glasses
• animals
• people
• wet spots
• another couch (don't even question us)
• boogers
• crayons
• tweezers
• bobby pins
• boxcars
• Legos
• Q-tips